The best revenge is happiness

Just kidding.
If you think the best form of revenge is happiness do I have some ideas for you.
Your ex cheated on you? Your "friend" left you at the bar to go home with your ex?
Here are some great ideas (which are far better than being happy)

1. Veet in the conditioner. your "friend" wont be getting any guys when she's balding.
2. Itching powder on their toilet paper.
3. Hide Legos throughout their house on the floor. That can make Chuck Norris cry.
4. Move all their furniture a foot to the left or right, they'll be stubbing their toes for days!
5. Toothpaste in oreos.
6. Find bed bugs, put them in an envelope which you mail to their house.
7. Steal their parking spot.
8. Scratch all of their movies and games.
9. Unplug their fridge.
10. Turn off their alarm clock. Have fun being on time for work, SUCKERS.
11. Change all the names in their phone's contact list. They'll be so confused when their mom is sexting them!
12. Bedazzle all of their favorite clothing. Trust me, they'll love it.
13. Put pictures of Nicholas Cage throughout their house, car, etc. SURPRISE


There are so many ways to get revenge. You're welcome.